...you would propose to me with this Alex + Chloe engagement ring:
Seriously though, that shit isn't even that expensive for an engagement ring. It's less than $2000! I want a $2000 engagement ring and beer is my alcoholic drink of choice. BOYS, WHERE YOU AT?!
I may buy that ring with my tax return and rock it on a different finger because I love it THAT MUCH.
In other "if you loved me" news, you would also send me flowers because today I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled today! I'm already anxious and the novacaine makes me feel like it's going to hit my brain and makes me even more nervous! AHHHH, I'M FREAKING OUT!