I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN

I could easily be MJ for Halloween, but it will be an incredibly played out costume, and you know homey don't play that. However, if I had the appropriate attire, I would be Billie Jean MJ. He fucking KILLS IT in that outfit, in that video, in this lifetime, and the after life.

RIP!
Instead, I'm going to be Susie Greene from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Complete with the tackiest leopard accessories, and a big fuckin' mouth to match.

'YOU FOUR-EYED FUCK AND YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT, GET ME THE HEAD!!!'

NOBODY TALKS TO MY MAN LIKE THAT!

I really, really, REALLY cannot wait for the new season. LD, the Blacks, and the ENTIRE cast of Seinfeld? Have I died and gone to heaven?