Friday, February 27, 2009

If you loved me...

...you would propose to me with this Alex + Chloe engagement ring:




Seriously though, that shit isn't even that expensive for an engagement ring. It's less than $2000! I want a $2000 engagement ring and beer is my alcoholic drink of choice. BOYS, WHERE YOU AT?!

I may buy that ring with my tax return and rock it on a different finger because I love it THAT MUCH.

In other "if you loved me" news, you would also send me flowers because today I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled today! I'm already anxious and the novacaine makes me feel like it's going to hit my brain and makes me even more nervous! AHHHH, I'M FREAKING OUT!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

You create something then, you nay sayer!

Peep my steez:

A SPRAY PAINTED FAKE LV, JU$T DO IT

THE SHIRT I SHREDDED IN ACTION!

Monday, February 23, 2009

Invocation of My Demon Brother (1969)

PART 1:


PART 2:


You can see eight of Kenneth Anger's videos on view at P.S. 1. The videos are a collage of sorts of campy images revolving around drugs, violence, and occult activity. At the P.S. 1 exhibit, the main room is covered in red vinyl, wall-to-wall, ceiling-to-floor. The setting makes you feel a part of the videos, making it easy to forget you're in a museum.

I suggest going on a weekday when there won't be a lot of people. I also suggest taking the time to watch every single one. I can't wait to go back for more.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Worst Idea Ever


For the Love of God. Or Ray J.

Friday, February 20, 2009

"...and I want my scalps."


Fucking finally, Inglourious Basterds is here! Well not quite, but the trailer is good enough. I've been waiting for this for YEARS and I know I'm not alone.

I love movies, but I haven't gone to theatre in a minute. Sure there have been great movies that I've seen from the comfort of a couch, and other great movies that I haven't seen that I should have. But mark my words, this is one I will see in the theatre.

Nazis ain't got no humanity.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

When I Grow Up



Check out the new music video for "When I Grow Up" by Fever Ray. There is nothing out there that can even compare. I'm floored.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Jesus Christ Was an Only Child?




Descreation via KinseyVisual.

Dear Boyfriend:


Love,

Espo
& Me

You've Never Seen Me







THE YARDBIRDS WITH JEFF BECK!

Stills and a scene from one of my favorite movies, Blowup by Antonioni.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Je suis artiste!

This is what happens when I'm bored at work:


Obviously it's FOOD that I'm obsessed with drawing! Duuhhhhh.

Oh, I also think it's worth mentioning that I tend to make these when I'm chillin' with Aunt Flo.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Shred the Gnarrr!

I'm in the process of shredding the shit outta this baby:


I think my friends at IS MENTAL would be very proud!

Oh and the camera on my cell phone is loose and let's in dirt and dust, thus all the black spots.

I Sweat Freja Beha's Tattoos HARD



I really, really do. I want that gun. And her face.

Monday, February 9, 2009

If I Had a Heart

Swedish singer, Karin Elisabeth Dreijer Andersson, who you probably know as the lead singer for The Knife is releasing an album for her solo project called Fever Ray in March. It has been released digitally, for your listening pleasure.



That's the music video for the song "If I Had a Heart." I suggest watching it in a dark room with the volume of your speakers turned way up. It's spooky, dark, Swedish, and above all, beautiful.

This is quite the (welcome) departure from The Knife's sound. I really need to go to Sweden.

Friday, February 6, 2009

It's THE APPLE!

I'm very very very very very excited about the below pic, snapped by my friend and fellow Mets fanatic, D Sherm.


Baseball season can't come soon enough!

With my naked eye I saw all of the falling rain...



And it feels all right.